Boxy Tee with 'I think out loud so you can witness my mistakes in real time' slogan - T-shirt
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Meet The Confused Dutchman
This oversized boxy tee brings the room to life the moment someone starts narrating their thought process out loud. The shirt’s playful illustration — a bemused, Dutch-looking fellow paired with the line “I think out loud so you can witness my mistakes in real time.” — captures that friend who live-commentates every move during game night. It hangs loose and comfortable, so laughter and dramatic gestures don’t feel restricted. Wear it when you’re claiming the couch for an evening of board games, or hand it to the person who always blurts out their next move before they’ve fully thought it through. Lightweight but sturdy, the tee moves easily from animated debate to quiet cleanup, and the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck irritation-free during long sessions of storytelling and teasing.
- Tear-away label and 100% airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Meet The Confused Dutchman
This oversized boxy tee brings the room to life the moment someone starts narrating their thought process out loud. The shirt’s playful illustration — a bemused, Dutch-looking fellow paired with the line “I think out loud so you can witness my mistakes in real time.” — captures that friend who live-commentates every move during game night. It hangs loose and comfortable, so laughter and dramatic gestures don’t feel restricted. Wear it when you’re claiming the couch for an evening of board games, or hand it to the person who always blurts out their next move before they’ve fully thought it through. Lightweight but sturdy, the tee moves easily from animated debate to quiet cleanup, and the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck irritation-free during long sessions of storytelling and teasing.
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